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In case you are still looking for the perfet place to hide your sex toys…

Posted on: June 19, 2010

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OK then, consider something close to the bed, yet discreet:

  • A special drawer in the nightstand. This is usually the number 1 hiding spot for bedroom accessories. OF course if you have nosey kids, neighbors or parents that are just a little too familiar with your stuff this might not be your best option. Or consider putting a lock on that drawer.
  • A box – preferably one that locks – these are often stored in a drawer in that night stand. This is a great idea. You can try to fool the gang that invades your space by using a shoe box or electronics box.  That will definitely make them wonder! And while people feel more comfortable going thru your drawers, adding another layer or two of security with a box and a lock will probably keep most of the hood out.
  • Store the toys right in the bed or couch! No kidding, I have had several customers tell me they store their bullets right down the sides of the couch. The kids never look there because it is like cleaning! Placing some items between the mattress and box spring or behind the head board can also be effective…but I would definitely not recommend it for larger, bulkier or more expensive items. Now I have heard stories about people who store their guns between the mattresses too…so this might cause a little confusion from time to time. So you would definitely have to be sure you grabbed the right toy!
  • Hideaway pillow on the bed – what a great idea with this one. This is the old hide it in plain sight! Again, it is very handy, functional and versatile!
  • A locking steamer trunk or foot locker stored on the floor of the bedroom at the base of the bed is a method I have seen many toy and lotion connoisseurs use. These come with heavy duty locks and often tiers of storage trays…so you can customize a bit depending on your needs. When hot in use they look pretty at the end of the bed…ad a pillow for a homey feel
  • Hanging style stash bag – these are a little newer. Picture a locking garment bag, but inside is you stash o stuff! It hangs in the closet an looks like any other fancy outfit that is too good to leave out.
  • Over the door shoe hanger – for the really wild and crazy folks out there. I use them to display the products when I do home parties sometimes. They are clear vinyl and only for the people who are not shy and love the visuals! They can be attached to any door, or a portable rack if you like things more mobile.

So there you have some fun, wild and crazy ideas to store your stuff.

HOT TIP: Remember, when using toys, massagers or certain novelty items we recommend you clean them thoroughly with toy cleaner both before and after use. Air dry and store any soft materials in separate plastic bags.

HOT TIP: Be sure  to remove the batteries between uses, unless they are getting used every day, to extend the life of your toy and your batteries!

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1 Response to "In case you are still looking for the perfet place to hide your sex toys…"

Great article!

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