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2/13: Chocolate

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Sometimes the right line just might work. Your mission this week is to try these and let us know how you do!

May Work:

  • Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?
  • If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning
  • Are you a Parking ticket because you got Fine written all over you!
  • I’m not really this tall, i’m just sitting on my wallet!
  • Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
  • Do you wash your clothes in Windex, because I can see myself in your pants.
  • I need someone really bad…Are you really bad?

Oh ya, definitely give these a try:

  • Give a rose to her and say: I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are
  • Is there a rainbow here? Because you’re the treasure I’ve been searching for
  • Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams
  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

At your own risk:

  • If you were a booger I’d pick you first
  • Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
  • You be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right and I’ll do it your way.
  • Is your last name Campbell?’Cuz you are mmm-mmm good!
  • Is your dad a baker? Cuz you’ve got some nice buns!
  • Oh! Sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
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Happy Valentine’s Day!

Love you all!

xoxo

Darlene The Party Lady

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Reltney is an old term for penis.

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Photograph showing rolled up condom

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There are lots of great sayings that would be even better if they were printed on a condom. What do you think?

  • The Sugar Frosted Flakes Condoms: Their GRRRREAT!
  • The American Express Condom: Don’t leave home with out it.
  • The Ball Park Condom: They plump when you cook ’em.
  • The Barnum and Bailey Circus Condom: Gives the greatest show on Earth.
  • The Charmin Condom: Ladies, please don’t squeeze the Charmin.
  • The Hallmark Condom: When you care to send the very best.
  • The Hostess Twinkie Condom: Where’s the cream filling?
  • The L'Oreal Condom: Because I’m worth it.
  • The Nice'n'Easy Condom: The closer you get, the better you look.
  • The Serta Matress Condom: You’ll feel the difference, the moment you lay down.
  • The Timex Condom: It takes a licking, and it keeps on ticking.
  • The Tootsie Pop Condom: How many licks does it take to get to the center, the world may never know.
  • The Wendy's Condom: Where’s the Beef?
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